i can not get online now 4 some reasons. i think its because of i got updated by idles games. im not sure because i download xxjazz or something like that .it comes with jazz editor what do i do

1. Type this message with dots and commas so everyone can read it.

ok i did that now help

Originally Posted by the jamster

i think its because of i got updated by idles games.

I'm not sure I follow...

lern2type dude

I recognise that name.

We can't quite follow what you're saying. Could you make it clearer, like in complete sentences and with more detail so we can properly identify the problem?

You should get the listserver patch...

Originally Posted by Radium

We can't quite follow what you're saying. Could you make it clearer, like in complete sentences and with more detail so we can properly identify the problem?

No, we englsh spekkerz use txt spak (-).

god get with english ganstar lauguge.
ok i will do this in bullet pionts.

.i can not get on the internet
.it happened when xjazz said it will update me 2 ildle games
.can any one help
.please
.if you can't understand this (PA)
.oh wait sounds a bit mean everyone rules
.now help

[Personal attack edit - FQuist]

noob u english

wow noob even doe u makin da point u ave it al wrong dude it called text laugege we do it on are phones a lot if u vote english then u are probery not english u see im so used to english we tend 2 shorten are worlds because its easyer and we are used 2 it we also use gansta laugage which is simerler to da text laugage but if my text+gansta laugege is a problem then i will speak boring classic english noob dont be offended i call lots of people names dont normally mean it only if they make me mad and way im in RAD now im getting of my tread i need help u see i can't get to play on jazz2 on the internet because i got updated by idlegames.com i think something like that

Triple Post!

Originally Posted by the jamster

wow noob even doe u makin da point u ave it al wrong dude it called text laugege we do it on are phones a lot if u vote english then u are probery not english u see im so used to english we tend 2 shorten are worlds because its easyer and we are used 2 it we also use gansta laugage which is simerler to da text laugage but if my text+gansta laugege is a problem then i will speak boring classic english noob dont be offended i call lots of people names dont normally mean it only if they make me mad and way im in RAD now im getting of my tread i need help u see i can't get to play on jazz2 on the internet because i got updated by idlegames.com i think something like that

I will have to read this post out loud sometime. It just sounds so ridiculous.

And if you're English, then shame on you. You're the personification of the pest that's breaking down culture as we know it.

Anyways, i'd be glad to help if you could supply us with more details, and possibly some correct grammar.

Um, for the record, at least 2/3rds of the people on this forum are "English," as you so bluntly put it, and they all type using proper grammar, punctuation, etc. Whatever dialect you're speaking in is unreadable to us, so either hire a translator or learn to type.

And just telling someone not to be offended by something doesn't mean they won't be. If you live by that logic, you'll probably earn yourself a lot of enemies.

edit: Odin beat me to it

ok they are all nerds but they can redam dareselves by using gangsta english excuse me mr sonyk you have missed a commer uh oh sounded a bit mean everyone can have a free sticker.

now can someone help i cant belive im going to speak like this but...................

A problem has happened, i can no longer play online.
I think this is because i have been updated by idlegames,this is because i went on to xjazz2.
I would like it if someone helped me.

................................ i will never speak like that again now help me

Um, do you even know the definition of nerd?
It's not "Person who enjoys not killing the english language"

Originally Posted by the jamster

................................ i will never speak like that again now help me

Demanding help from people is no way to get places. Not once have I ever seen you use honest courtesy here. (FTR)

Until you can learn to speak proper English and act in a manner that is acceptable to the general community here, I doubt anyone here is going to put in any effort to help. I know I won't.

[Flame tag removal - FQuist]

Guys, he structured a stentence right, give him a break. Someone stop nagging and answer him.

I would help, but I'm unfamiliar with the different online patches.

Originally Posted by the jamster

ok they are all nerds but they can redam dareselves by using gangsta english excuse me mr sonyk you have missed a commer uh oh sounded a bit mean everyone can have a free sticker.

...with all due respect, what the hell are you saying?

screw this i wil just use a copied version of jazz2 jazz2online play im back

Um what?

Originally Posted by n00b

Um whut?

Iam mad in classic english we say um what.

Originally Posted by the jamster

How dare you use bad grammer

It's Bjarni time again ;D!

Originally Posted by the jamster

Iam mad in classic english we say um what.

In english we say "I am".

[QUOTE=n00b]

I english we say noob not n00b

n00b is in the oxford-american dictionary. noob isn't.
By the by, in english we say 'In'

Originally Posted by n00b

n00b is in the oxford-american dictionary. noob isn't.
By the by, in english we say 'In'

We start are sentences in capitals.
If we say a name it must also be in capitals.

Originally Posted by the jamster

wow noob even doe u makin da point u ave it al wrong dude it called text laugege we do it on are phones a lot if u vote english then u are probery not english u see im so used to english we tend 2 shorten are worlds because its easyer and we are used 2 it we also use gansta laugage which is simerler to da text laugage but if my text+gansta laugege is a problem then i will speak boring classic english noob dont be offended i call lots of people names dont normally mean it only if they make me mad and way im in RAD now im getting of my tread i need help u see i can't get to play on jazz2 on the internet because i got updated by idlegames.com i think something like that

Sir, I take offence to that. I am English, and I speak English.

Oh, and as to your problem, as best as I can tell with the information you have provided it appears that you may have the wrong list server configured for JJ2. Try downloading and installing the registry patch, available from the "party mode" section of j2o.

Originally Posted by the jamster

We start are sentences in capitals.
If we say a name it must also be in capitals.

The word "n00b" is in the Oxford-american dictionary as a proper noun, and yet it isn't capitalized. This must mean "n00b" is an exception to captial rules.

STOP.









GRAMMAR TIME.

I can't believe you people are buying this.

Originally Posted by Odin

I will have to read this post out loud sometime. It just sounds so ridiculous.

Courtesy of Speakonia, you get all three posts in one convenient MP3 file. Note the many mispronounciations caused by the TTS engine attempting to interpret the... erm... words.

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

Courtesy of Speakonia, you get all three posts in one convenient MP3 file. Note the many mispronounciations caused by the TTS engine attempting to interpret the... erm... words.

\o/

I just Vocoded the Sythed Jamster recording with the Diamondus music from JJ1.
It's hard to pick up the voice unless you are actively reading the posts with the song tho.
Wheee

100% pure lol

As stated above, its Bjarni all over again! \o Ill listen to those MP3's later on

EDIT: OMGROLFLOLOLOL!!!!!111oneone!!!1one! Those were great

This is sigworthy. Sig'd.

If I planned on sticking around i'd sig it too.

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