Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

I HATE THIS LEVEL! THE AUTHOR HAS NO TALENT! DO YOU HEAR ME?! NOOOOOOOO TALENT!!!

Hehe, okay, seriously, this level IS AWFUL! cough*gasp sorry, had that one stuck in my throat :)

This level actually isn’t all that bad. ESPECIALLY considering it was Newspaz’s first. I can hardly abide what passes for second and third levels with some people. Clearly, when you look at this level, you realize that the author actually thought about what he was doing. Certainly there are some "bugs" (overabundance of carrots, tall objects keeping you from skipping ahead which you can jump with Spaz…) but design is clearly present. With more common "first levels", the only design would seem to be if the author intends to prove evolution is true or something (because the levels look like the result of a big bang…or maybe just a little thhbtt)

Overall the level could have used a bit more work. It has a "rough" feel as though you are playing a beta testing version, but otherwise I don’t really have any complaints.

It’s very short, but it’ll give you about thirty seconds worth of smile time.

~Buster

Even for a level that was made towards the end of 1998, when JCS was just starting to be noticed by Jazzers, it really isn’t that good. The eyecandy is one of the weakest points of the level, so I’ll address it first. There are several eyecandy problems in this level. The first is that there are numerous tile bugs that can be distracting and lead to an overall not-so-enjoyable experience. The gameplay is not much better either, but is still passable. The level’s flow, however, seems to not have been planned very much. It ranged from middling to annoying. There are obviously no fancy-schmancy effects using such amazing high-tech devices as ambient lighting or sound, but I really wasn’t expecting that from a level made in the good ole days. It’s worth a download to see an older level and Newspaz’s first level, but it’s not that great and you shouldn’t expect it to be a classic level.

My first though when i played it "Man, Newspaz isnt serious about this piece’o‘cr… level". Then i read your description above :-)
Well, to put it short:
bad tile placement and bad event placement in many places, wrong tileset chosen (Carrottus!) and way too short and easy. Music is missing. Clearly below the average of nowadays.

Hey NewSpaz, AWFUL LEVEL! ABSOLUTE CRUD! I’M GONNA GIVE THIS A 1!

heh, but in truth, this isn’t bad. It’s below average, yes. But that won’t stop me from saying “Good Job for a first” mine was a lot worse…

This review is pretty short and dull but I can’t recommend a d/l.

Please stop the flamebait reviews.

-Fquist(admin)[This review has been edited by Fquist]

Ehr ACE. You’re supossed to review. Not to just say it sucks or not.

You’re not? (Puts head down in shame)
(Quiet) But I like saying levels suck (Mine especially :-)

GEEZ! THIS LEVEL SUCKS!
(Ah that felt better :-)

Well anyhow its not that bad…Better than my levels :)…Wait! It looks a lot like my levels! No eyecandy, ugly, and short! its got KJAZZ written all over it! :)

Well its good for a first.

~KJAZZ who thinks hes so funny that his liver exploded and now hes dead.

Ok, I won’t d/l it.

Well, considering its his first level I won’t rate it too low (Haha..)
There’s no music, totally no eyecandy,
and its too easy and too short, but you must see my first, so I dont really care about it.
_{a 4.5 will do I think}

I’m a busy guy with a lot of stuff to do. I don’t have enough time to play it (Sorry…). Hey! But cheer up! My 1st level was a battle level with about 50 tiles in it and no backround (Resulting in a colorful jazz trailing behind me…) Keep at ur levels, and u’ll get better. Ur reviews will get better, and you’ll be happy with ur well earned results.

I can’t rate it since I didn’t see it…i just wanna see my review status

To get things clear. This level was made end 98. I’ve already made alot more new levels.

If you saw my first, this would be the entire game! (Although mine DID have less carrots…) Basically, my first level was total $#!T. (Sorry bout’ that, but nothing else fits!)[This review has been edited by Hawkin 87]

Pretty good for a first level!

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Nothing left to say. Others said it all.Exept, you don’t kiss Eva, she kisses you.

ik wil het spel nu gaan spelen
oke

Heh Newspaz, my fist level was worst. I had NO idea how to use animations, and same for events. I had no lcue with tile placements etc. Not bad for a first though. My first got a 3……